Come have a drink and bid at this low-anxiety antiques auction
Uptight bidders in suits and their phone-in reps not welcome.
Breezy cocktail-sippers with a penchant for sour keys: grab a paddle and hold your hands up in the air.
I’m super pumped to be going to this auction and yes I will be betting on a few things. Wanna see what’s on the roster for tonight’s paddle call? See for yourself a quick sneak peek below and come over here for the complete lot list with pics.
See you at six and don’t you dare outbid me or I’ll take you down on your Schwinn afterwards.
Images courtesy of Mrs. Huizenga.